Dirty Dick

After getting over the shock of the name, there's the languidly kitsch décor and 50s tropical-themed recipes to be taken in. The cocktail names come straight out of forgotten B-series movies or Cramps songs. Behind the bar, charming bearded gentlemen in Hawaiian shirts take you to a South Seas paradise, lend you Bermudas and a ukelele, and supply magical Tiki tipples to while away the time until the next wave comes along.